Movies/Plays

People

"...Impressively self-aware."
- a former therapist

"Talented."
- a former literary studies ta

"A beautiful tropical fish."
- xavier

"absolute nonsense."
- scriblophile critic

"...just alright."
- a fellow writing student

"Purely, utterly genius!"
- jesus*

"210% Cinnamon roll."
- siri

"live, from new york! it's saturday night!"
- saturday night live**

"Riveting...captivating! Five Stars."
- the new york times***


*jesus didn't say that with his mouth. but he said it. i'm assuming telepathically.
**that's...not...me.
***the new york times did not say this (about me).

watching: the x files
reading: 2 am at the Cat's Pajamas
writing: countless to-do lists
planning: for my next move to take the baking world by storm.
listening to: The X Files Theme on Piano and Strings
location: inside a black hole, please send help